Jan 15
Wanted: Lion Cub
Hey community,
Who knows where I can get a lion cub? I am sure you are wondering what I need such an animal for? Well, God blessed my family with a beautiful baby girl on the 2nd of Jan 2009 and I thought to myself; is there a better companion to give a gorgeous baby girl than a lion cub? Some other animals came to mind though.
1. Dogs…loyal animals but easily distracted. A chicken wing can always do the trick
2. Cats…not so dependable for my purposes
You see, I need a companion I can trust to keep all those boys away from my daughter and if I buy a cub now, the two of them can grow up together and get to know each other well before the ‘wolves’ start coming to look for her. I am pretty certain not one wolf will make it pass the lion. And if they do, they will have me to contend with. I will be fiercer than 10 lions put together. And let them be forewarned; there is no tricks they can try that I havent used before. Yes, from one ex-’gbomogbomo’ and ‘oshomo’-extraordinaire, my advice to all u bloggers out there is to warn your sons not to come anywhere near my house. And they shouldn’t think they can use facebook or any other cyber contraption that would be invented to get pass the lion and me. I intend to take lessons in cyber-intelligence and I can assure you that I will install the baddest ‘detective’ softwares [re- eagle eye]on my computers and nothing shall escape me. I will have CCTV cameras installed on my street and every young man that comes into the street will be interrogated, yes interrogated, before they are allowed into the street.
And for those who think they can come in through my son, let them be forewarned too. I intend to start giving him lessons in ‘Sister Protection’ from age 3. Even though that course does not exist now, be sure that I will write the course module and get accreditation for it from the ‘Concerned Fathers Association’.
They shouldn’t even think of buying their way into my heart. I cannot and will not be bought. But I may allow them one date with her if they can prove that their parents are in the Forbes Richest People’s List. But even that date will be at a location picked by me. Needless to say that a chaperone will be in attendance and it will be a location I can see from my office window.
 I kid…but I am really grateful to God for this child and I pray he gives me the wisdom to bring her up the right way. I have never felt a stronger sense of responsibility than now.
Please help me welcome my daughter, Oyinni Oluwajomiloju Kofoworola Blackjamesbond into this beautiful world.
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At last, Bond Girl!
Big congratulations.
God will give you all the wisdom you need to bring up this child. Amen.
BJB worry not about a lion Cub, my God son (Olabanji)will help guard Oyinni. Olabanji & Oyinni, sounds so good, I can imagine how their wed***g web****e will look.
Lol!
Congratulations on your daughter’s arrival!!!I am the only girl in my family and gosh I so didnt appreciate the Brother Protection programme coz even my younger brother thought he’d got training in that programme…but sometimes I do like it when they’re over-protective..with my dad being the LEADER and Instigator of OVER-PROTECTION!!!…
awwwww congrats!!!!
this is so so sweet..i mean this post..i am sure u’ll make a wonderful dad and train up your daugther well, that she won’t need a lion cub to tackle all the bad wolves…
congrats to u and your madam. I love the names
Awww congrats dear…a special baby girl born to u and ur wife..
May she have intelligence, beauty, grace and be loved by all..
lol @ lion cubs…I pity the poor girl, dont put a spanner on her wheels oh…
Congrats man…
lo@ oluwadee - you are correct jo…we have a new bond girl in the house
@007 dudu - congratulations on the arrival of your beautiful baby girl.
i don’t think you will have to give your son any lessons…i have 3 brothers and till today they are all stil very over protective about me… it is just what brothers do …especially wrt a younger sister…i bet he will police the boys more than you!!!
p.s
welcome oyinni…wishing you and wonderful and blessed life
Oyinni! what a beautiful name. Congratulations oh and God will give you wisdom and understanding on how to be a good father to both your son and daughter.
i was saying i ought to have had a son ever since o! he woulda been the perfect cub i swear.
congratulations. i was reading and remembering your old posts of your father in law and you, your turn don reach
Congrats
love her name….we call our little cousin jojo(Oluwajomiloju)
lion cub dey oshodi………
Awwww CONGRATS
Awww CONGRATULATIONS! What a wonderful way to start the new year. I know you will make a wonderful/slightly overprotective daddy!
Look@ Oluwadee already hooking the girl up when she is barely a week old!LOL
I guess know you really need to learn those nursery rhymes:-)
Awww CONGRATULATIONS! What a wonderful way to start the new year. I know you will make a wonderful/slightly overprotective daddy!Look@ Oluwadee already hooking the girl up when she is barely a week old!LOL
I guess now you really need to learn those nursery rhymes:-)
gosh! i love her name…Oluwajomiloju!
Congrats! God will give you guidance in bringing her up the ryt way!
thanks guys!
Oluwadee…no one named olabanjiwill be allowed near my house henceforth lol
Wow!!! Congratulations…laffing at all the threats to potential suitors!Should we say the hunter is now the hunted?….not?
And amen to your prayers…I know you’ll be a great dad…regards to the ma of the house!
Forbes richest people’s list? 1 of my favorites! Wit ur son around,u don’t need a cub, trust him 2 play d super big brother. And ur daughter, she’ll definitely turn out in d league of queens jst like her mom! Hey man, congratulations. HAPPY FATHERHOOD…
awwww, congratulations 007! welcome to the wonder, pure joy and headaches of having a daughter, and Jomiloju is a beautiful name. my brother’s baby came in December and i am still in awe! lol
the lion cub is a very good idea. u can steal one from the Safari.
i tried to post a comment on ur last post to no avail, u know ur blog na.
oya come an answer a qstn over at mine.
cyber hugs to Jomiloju
awww congrats egon’ hope madam n baby r doing fine
May Oyin’ continue to put smiles on ur faces (Ase)
BTW u no come invite me for d ikomo :p
congratulations! I love the names you’ve given her. may her birth usher in more wonderful things to come!
Congrats BJB!!! The love a father has for his daughter is amazing! God will give you the knowledge you need!
Aww…congratulations on your new born. May God keep and be with her and may she grow old in the counsel of the Lord.
You know am glad a man is acknowledging that men are indeed wolves. Am sure you wont need a lion cub to protect her…the right training and protection will do which I know you have ample of.
Aww…. A baby girl…Congrats on OOKB. A wonderful New year’s gift.
Dude, seriously, its a little too early for the lion cub. God, and her dear parents are bigger and better than any lion or brother protection you can find.
Congratulations.
I am afraid you will have a hard time getting a cub. The waiting list for lion cubs for protecting daughters is a loooong one. I should know, I am on that list too. If you find some other alternative, please let me know.
for now, while the world is still beautiful for our littleblakjamesbond, we all hail 3 gbozaz to our small queen!
GBOZA! GBOZA!! GBOZA!!!
Congratulations on your beautiful baby girl
Going to london zoo to make enquires about lion cubs!
Congrats
Beautiful names. Kofoworola Balckjamesbond!
ok im sure intending suitors and their parents are reading this.
so how her baby brother coping with the new addition?
kiss wifey for me ok?
…even if this BondGirl na Ursula Andress!…you son na empty vessel, na your driver go get your girl…your lion & fortress has nothing on what i can impart on any interested party(ies), as the case may be…
anyway, as my main man, you officially owe me beer, no dodging this 2009
CONGRATS AGAIN, crazy Bond
Baroque…this is why i will not employ a driver, a house boy and male cousins coming for holidays. lol…just kidding. Don’t worry, my daughter will be smart enuff to make the right choice.
Thanks man, i do owe u that beer. What have u been up to these days?
Darkelcee…he is getting used to it. He calls her ‘Eyin’
Jarrai…thanks dear,let me know when you get back from the zoo
IMHAAM…Jarrai is helpin with the search. Will keep you updated.
archiwiz…thanks! Except the Lord watches over a city…
Parakeet…well, not all men r wolves [not all their lives at least];)
Ms O…AMEN! Thanks!!
Doc Bumight…Maybe she will grow up to be a doctor…maybe. Thanks!
LG…ma bi nu. Will send u an e-chicken.
smaragd…no be say i dey vex when i answered the question on ur blog jare…no mind me…when u and my blog go settle ur dispute?
Anon…thanks! My wife is getting jealous already. She has started saying sturvs like ‘u and that ur daughter sef’. See me see favor…the girl never reach one month and battle don start. God will help me.
No limit…thanks dear. I was a ‘considerate’ hunter in my days. Does that count for anythg?
Congratulations! Let me go in search of a lion cub for you. In you can get a Banga Cat. It’s a mixed of home cat and weird cat, it will serve your purpose
considerate hunter indeed! congrats on the baby girl.i can imagine her as a bondgirl…they are usually beautiful,sexy and smart.
Awwwwwwwwwwww. Papa Oyinni, I am so happy for you and Mama Oyinni. My dear, keep the wolves away o…shuooo.
I am sure she will grow up to make you and her mom very proud. Send our blog congratulobia to Aunty o.
Take care.
Standtall…banga cat? Never heard of that. I know of banga soup though.
Mizcynic…honestly, I was a considerate hunter in my time…thanks for the luv.
Mgbeke feeling funky… Thanks!
It’s called Bengal Breed. Check it out on the internet. Very good for Oyinni to have (this is the 3rd time am leaving this comment o)
awww! how shweet! daddy’s girl has arrived.what a way to start the new year-a baby girl 4 dat marra.i pray God’s blessings never cease from her life,and that God makes you the best daddy.and not by your ‘protection techniques’.Geez,a lion cub.haba.
How did I miss this??
Congratulations Man! A Bond Girl In the House!
With all these your threats it reminds me of your posts about your father-in-law; after all his precautions, you still got through. LOL. Boys will always be boys!
Don’t worry though, she has a brother who will be more attentive and more aggressive than any lion. You will see.
Congrats again.
Awwww, I am late but Congrats!!! That is so sweet.
I am wishing you all every blessing you ever wished for. And let us know when you find the lion cub.
Standtall, will check it out. Thanks and apologies on my comments page. Will have to do something abt it. You r the third person complaining abt it.
Shalewa…thanks dear!
NIMMO…thanks my brother.
Ms Sula…thank you. Will keep u updated on my search.
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Worry not 007!
I have the perfect Lions Cub for you…My godson!
Beautiful beautiful names you gave her!
are you still looking for a lion cub for your daughter? i can help